Just when you think that people can't get any more selfish...they do. Did you hear about the judge that is suiing some poor dry cleaners because they lost his pants? Yep. Oh that's not all. They found the pants a week later but the judge would have none of that. He no longer wanted the pants he wants justice?
Excuse me?
He's suiing for $65,000,000 dollars. Yes, that's right. $65,000,000. For a pair of pants? Oh No. Now it's the principal of the thing. I guess this cleaners had a sign posted that read same day service. And he didn't get that. Awww, let's all cry for the judge now. Everyone got a hanky? Here we go. BoooHooo. NO, sorry that's just Boooo.
Boo because he's taking up the courts valuable time for something as stupid as a pair of pants. Did he lose his virginity in these pants? Conceive a child Ewww just that thought made me puke. The fact that he's a judge does it for me.
Grow up Mr Judge.
Oh yes, and the cherry on top of this sundae is the fact that $15,000 of what he's asking for his going for a rental car so that he can drive to another cleaners.
Hey Judge, do the country a very big favor. Bend over, and put your hands on your knees and pull. That loud popping sound should be your head coming out of your ass.
